January 2012
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harpsiccord asked: My Lord... I can't help but notice that in detailing the requirements of the cultists chosen to bear your, er, grand-spawn, you refrained from using gender specific pronouns. Does that mean that any of us with a strong enough constitution is fair game to be the vessel?
Jan 4th
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harpsiccord asked: It's been told that sometimes cultists mate with your starspawn to create half human, half eldritch babies. Our cult feels it is time. Have you ever seen the little abominations, and what were they like? Cute? Fussy? Is there special homage to pay to you, O Great One? The Necronomicon is silent on the subject. I think. Our translators always go mad partway through, so we need a new one...
Jan 2nd
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New Year's Resolutions
1. Become President of the US 2. Rise from R’lyeh 3. Lose ten pounds (maybe fifteen) 4. Kill everything 5. Send world into eon of darkness and insanity 6. Catch up on reading list   Seriously, I’ve had Anna Karenina on my shelf for years now. 
Jan 1st
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