americanfables asked: Since you've got to keep up appearances for the public and celebrate Christmas or Chanukah or whatever, I was wondering if you had any special plans? Also, how do you feel about the liberal "War on Christmas?"
We’re going to be doing a live holiday special from R’lyeh. Carville’s writing a script, to make sure we don’t offend anyone. Also, I will be consuming thousands on the winter solstice.
I enjoy the War on Christmas. I know it’s made up, but the way humans get mad about it is just hilarious. I might actually start it. No, I think a literal war on Christmas would be better.
