In dark R'lyeh, Cthulhu dreams. Then posts about them on the internet.
Fucking do-good hippie wizards tried to seal the gate of R’lyeh and trap me. They succeeded for a while, but they are insects compared to the greatest of Great Old Ones. CTHULHU’S POWER KNOWS NO BOUNDS and also I finally have my internet connection back.
Who are these pathetic mortals? IT MATTERS NOT FOR THEY HAVE ALREADY SUFFERED THE MOST AGONIZING OF DEATHS AND THEIR VERY SOULS HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED FROM EXISTENCE! IA MYSELF!
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