Happy Hanukkah!
Since us Great Old Ones decided to celebrate Hanukkah this year so that we could party eight days, everyone is coming over tonight and staying until next Wednesday.
Everything is all set up. I’ve got special rooms for Yog-Sothoth and Azathoth, plus a shitty one for Nyarlathotep. I’m forcing some Deep Ones to watch Shub-Niggurath’s kids so she can drink (not that it’s ever stopped her before). Dagon and I are making that human soul-based alcohol we made on Halloween.
We’re going to have all the regular Hanukkah traditions, only they’ll involve a lot more death and torture than usual. But we will be keeping kosher.
