Cthulhu never promised not to eat Deep Ones
Dagon is always on my case about this, but I refuse to budge. And of course he starts it up again while I’m cooking for all the Great Old Ones and the Outer Gods. He was looking at my menu for tonight— Sauteed Deep One and latkes— and got all upset.
He said: “You can’t serve fish in a Jewish meal, it’s not kosher.” I told him that was shellfish, and you know what he did? Found a giant shell and put it on his back. I said that I was never going to eat him, but apparently he takes me sautéing his race personally. Come to think of it, I have eaten parts of him in the past. But that’s not the point.
I’m not changing the menu.
