Winter Solstice Madness!
Literally.
It was great to have the Outer Gods in R’lyeh for the Solstice, because things got crazy. First they got crazy for the thousands upon thousands of souls we consumed. Then it just degenerated. If I remember correctly, we destroyed a few small islands then had an orgy.
Then we all gathered around the piano. Yig played while Cynothoglys sang parody lyrics to pop songs. Later, Castro came by to give me my special gift from my cultists. They sacrificed Gordon Ramsay to me! I’ve wanted a celebrity chef to help me cook, and now I have one. It was a very thoughtful sacrifice.
It was one of the best Winter Solstices ever, and there are six more days of Hanukkah for the Eldritch Ones to enjoy.
