In dark R'lyeh, Cthulhu dreams. Then posts about them on the internet.
1. Become President of the US
2. Rise from R’lyeh
3. Lose ten pounds (maybe fifteen)
4. Kill everything
5. Send world into eon of darkness and insanity
6. Catch up on reading list
Seriously, I’ve had Anna Karenina on my shelf for years now.
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